You will need:
3.50 or 3.25mm knitting needles (9 or 10 imperial)
Flesh coloured DK yarn (light worsted)
A small piece of felt of your preferred colour. I used black felt made from old jumpers (see tutorial on felting jumpers here)
Needle and thread
Using the 'thumb' or 'long tail' method, cast on 10 stitches
Row 1: Knit
Row 2: Purl
Repeat the above 2 rows (stocking stitch) 10 times more until you have 20 rows:
Cast off leaving a 5 inch tail and use to stitch the short ends together to form a tube.
Next, using this pdf template which you can download from here print off and cut out the moustache shape.
Next, pin paper moustache to your felt and cut out.
Next, stitch your felt moustache to your knitted tube. I stitched it to the seam so that is was hidden behind the felt moustache:
Next, slip your in finger in the tube there you have it - one moustached lady!
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